Get an extremely great Halloween Costume

Yep, yep, yeah - it’s that time of year again. The Halloween Costumes situation is knockin’ at your door and you don’t wanna be the big loser like last year? Basically, there’s only one thing you can do: Dress up like a NFL star.

Have you ever considered before that NFL Uniforms from Franklin Sports make great Halloween Costumes? My son has been buying Stuff from NFL since he turned 14 - lucky, now he owns his own credit card. Everybody knows that there ain’t nothing scarier in the whole world than a good bunch of drunk NFL players. And nothing sexier than a cute blonde with a large NFL helmet.

Halloween originated under the name of Samhain as a Pagan festival among the Celts of Ireland and Great Britain. Irish and Scottish immigrants carried versions of the tradition to North America in the nineteenth century. Nobody knows for sure if those guys liked to wear NFL uniforms as well. Other western countries have embraced the holiday as a part of American pop culture in the late twentieth century. So get your costume right away!

Halloween, known in Scottish Gaelic as “Oidhche Shamhna”, consists chiefly of children going door to door “guising”, i.e., dressed in a disguise (often as a witch or ghost) and offering entertainment of various sorts. If the entertainment is enjoyed, the children are rewarded with gifts of sweets, fruits or money. There is no Scottish ‘trick or treat’ tradition; on the contrary, ‘trick or treat’ may have its origins in the guising customs. And then, there’s grown ups guising and gulling, but that’s a totally different stiggedy-story.